you’ll be okay, we can talk tomorrow

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

People who regret not having kids tend to extend themselves to help kids in need around them, the childless lady in the neighborhood who gives out good Halloween candy, your favorite uncle who takes you to do fun stuff. People who regret having kids, on the other hand? Absolute demons to everyone around them. Lol. The common refrain of “You’re going to end up lonely in a nursing home if you don’t have kids.” is extremely wrong if you’re a good person and I would say a large percentage of visit-less elderly people in nursing homes actually had children, they just treated them like shit.

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

One thing about me is I do not know how to gracefully end a conversation. I will straight up stop speaking and walk away

louis' rendition of zayn's bridge in no control yes sirrrrrrrr

love the fact louis started his set with the brat wife anthem then he also sing his boner song I think it’s truly beautiful… who said romance is dead

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

just saw a Reddit post from a woman who had a memorial tattoo dedicated to her childhood friend turned high school sweetheart who died unexpectedly at the age of 20. her new boyfriend said that it’s weird and makes him feel “disrespected” and makes him feel like she’s not over her ex and suggested she should get it removed. the top comment said “it’s fine that it bothers him but he shouldn’t demand you remove it” I just want to say no, it’s not fine that it bothers him and if you find yourself jealous of your new girlfriend’s dead longterm boyfriend, you should get a fucking grip. got beef with a dead kid? mad that your girlfriend still thinks about her prom date who died a tragic premature death? loserrrrrr.

Zach is playing GOLDEN

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice