sorry fellas, it's vibe check time

reblog this to boggle your followers

nothing wrong with wanting to dance with somebody... wanting to feel the heat with somebody...

The names Practice

Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford

yobby confirmed for smash

Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the netherworld: CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY! CLAY!

Wtf is an ecofascist

lmao

oh god the earth is dying I gotta be racist

we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt

Lovely makeup, Horace. What’s the occasion?

All I Have Are Negative Thoughts