the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.

Imagine if it was filled with water or something

This looks like an evil giant monster disintegrating after being defeated

“Of the two ways you can explode a boiler, that’s the best one” isn’t the comfort your father thinks it is

you’re telling me this soil is a top…

you're telling me this rock is a bottom...

Somebody’s raging against the machine huh

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[image description: a photo of a green circuit board. white text in capital letters reads- “may the music passing through this device somehow help to bring just a little more peace to this troubled world.”]