So then the duck said, "Put it on my bill!"

i just saw this guy drink coffee thru his mask like thru the cloth. it left a splotch right in the middle. i dont even know anymore

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

I’ve got some great news

what

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

Customer (derogatory)

girl you look like you drop common loot when defeated

executed publicly in king arthur's court for referring to the lady of the lake as a MILF

eveybody's masc until their coworkers start gossiping.

I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

BEES DON’T EVEN HAVE DICKS THAT’S A STINGER!!!

😂😂😂😂

Lmfao

This dude was so convincing I forgot it was the same guy playing both people… The range…

Fight me ! 💀💀💀💀💀

😂😂😂😂

this is poetry

SZA makes music for girls like me 💀

Fortnite 😂

why are m and n so similar in sound and shape. theres no other pair of letters like that

there’s actually some really cool history behind this, but im not going to tell you

100 percent fine with that