Number 5

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

fabulous

Me

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

oh wow…oh wow

White people be like

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

remember when we all thot 2016 would be the year of prosperity. well, it is. for the devil himself

RAISE A HAND IF YOU’RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY

WHAT IF YOU ARE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF ANOTHER COUNTRY???

RAISE BOTH HANDS THEN

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up

as much as its fun to laugh at these brexit memes i don’t want anyone to forget how serious this actually is. i have one of my housemates crying in my room bc her career relied on the uk being a part of the eu (she wanted to go into foreign diplomacy). my mum is freaking out because the uk basically just put xenophobia and racism ahead of its own interests and she doesn’t know what that means for her immigrant self, or her british born foreign children. my brother-in-law who works for a french company is terrified that his job won’t be there tomorrow. i’m living in the netherlands rn and the pound has plummeted so much that the money i budgeted at the start of this month is no longer enough for me to make rent and eat. this is just the beginning and this is only how brexit is effecting one singular person (me). i can’t even imagine the wider damage this is gonna cause.

date someone who loves your belly

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

[”mad world” plays as person scrolls through a list of all-white oscar nominees. the person then picks up a white piece of paper and staples it to their own forehead]