Supposed Confessions

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

I hope when you clock me years down the line you cant find one good read to slay. And I hope if I found the boots to walk out you'd sashay the hell out of my way

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

sometimes the truest act of love on tumblr is making a sideblog about an interest that you Know is about to consume you and invade the feeds of your followers if u don’t act quick

Supporting my monks by hiding in a bush and saying ‘go white boy go!!!’ when they walk past so they think it’s the voice of our Lord

c-ptsd is so crazy bc i will meet new friends and be like wow i really like these people… THAT’S BAD. BAD things will happen + making friends is the myself killer