that one friend that’s too Public Universal

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

the whole good omens fandom after asking for a kiss and getting the final fifteen in s2:

Girl whatever

wait what did i do? im sorry

It’s okay

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

ok, maybe im a little too high rn, but does anyone else think this looks like a butterfly?? that's just fucking amazing, what would the chances be that the weather would do that?? almost makes me start to believe in all that weather control conspiracy stuff...

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

hiruzen really had a private tutor train and monitor his grandson 24/7 but let the 4th hokage’s son eat milk and ramen in a shitty apartment full of cockroaches for 12 years of his life

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere