Greetings. How may I help you today?

Tonight seems to be one of insomnia.

*dan drops a small bag on your lap, when you open it you find a small book of poetry and a few hand embroidered patches with cliched punk slogans on them* happy birthday dork, I uh- I hope you have a good day, I lo- I uh- just take it - WW Dan

Heya, Marcel. It's me, Michael. Sorry I seem down; there's a lot on my mind. Bakery's shut down for the time being, thanks to Liz having a family emergency. Haven't really had anywhere to go. Wish I was with you, but I think you probably'd not want me around. I mean, you've got new friends now. And I'm happy for you. But... y'know. Maybe I'll send you some zucchini bread? I've been looking into making that as of late... Or maybe cinnamon pull-aparts... Thoughts? -Michael Wheatley, the jobless

Marcey Marcey Marcey!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess what :3333333 - dan

Marcel, you're the only person in Walter Manor I respect on a consistent basis. Thank you for being you. Take care and stay safe.

Straight from my collection, some Milk Jelly Juice - WW Rhi

I gift you one (1) pot of jelly and one (1) jar of jam :)

*aggressively yeets a grey stuffed toy cat at him* - ww dan

"the smart one"?? Where'd you get that self-esteem from! I'm so proud of you!! I'm happy to hear you finally got that, but, ah, it's obvious with college. Mr. Smarty-pants over here. I'm proud of you and I love you so much. You keep up that self-esteem, you deserve it. Oh, and Liz says hi. She wanted to know if you'd take some banana bread or if you'd prefer some zucchini bread. If you want, ask your co-workers too. I love you so much!!! -M. Wheatley (the lonely one)