That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more :/

¯\_( :/ )_/¯

Spiderverse Miles Morales is high int low wis bc he was able to get 0/100 on a true/false quiz which means he knew all the answers correctly but didn't think through the fact that getting a 0 would be suspicious

“who’s Morales?”

I am in need of the sex

When y'all layed up on the couch, she got the leg up on you and shit. Hand all on ya chest, playing in ya beard hairs, and she got them jeans you love on, and they unbuttoned so you ain’t got no problem reaching in and cupping a cheek. She kissing on ya neck, and you just can’t stop thinking bout how amazing she smell, ya dick harder than life itself but you not tryna ruin her comfortability cuz she enjoying the moment and you like when she can be happy and herself.

cite the source.

The source is me. What do you mean

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

indirect kiss

good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!

better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.

Superb you funky little corvids

enemies

he looks like he’s experiencing whip cream 

What?

The most confusing group chat