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pris-cas

Lesson #6 Omnivores?!

This goes for minty things similarly btw. Like the spice and mint are chemicals that are supposed to protect the plant from being eaten!

Also I’m sorry I haven’t been replying to the “ask me anything” inbox I’ll get to it eventually promise!!

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pris-cas

Lesson #7 smell

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 2k FOLLOWERS IM SO OVERWHELMED AND EXCITED YOU GUYS ARE AWSOME I LOVE EVERYONES IDEAS AND FACTS THAT YOU SHARE XOXO <3 :D

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cat-dot-exe

Rocky fix all miscommunication. All hail Rocky.

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nuclear-atm0sph3ar

stupid quick pride flag stars

im so bad at digital art omg T_T

use w credz

derangedfirefly

I got some BULLLSHITT 😛

chipper-smol

How would you describe a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon?

chipper-smol

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

"A dragon is like a tree, in that it's a made up category for a broadly similar type of mythological creature that has no relationship to other dragons, but you know a dragon when you see one the way you know a tree when you see one."

kingfucko

this is literally exactly like medieval bestiaries. a description which was game-of-telephoned out of an ancient account from somebody who might have seen the animal in question, being misinterpreted by an artist who has not seen it

homunculus-argument

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

kaijudove

happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

xenthosss

Heres a picture btw

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strange-aeons

during pride month??????

ultramaddie

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

ultramaddie

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

edgebug

the road to el dorado is great because dreamworks was like, hey Elton, do you wanna write and perform the soundtrack for this animated movie about two guys who are best friends? and Elton John was like boy best friends you say? i got you! and then he wrote the most devastating love songs to ever exist

and dreamworks was like Holy fuck Elton these are great for our movie about two boy best friends. And they just put them in the movie exactly as is

edgebug

reading gracerocky fic but shaking my head a little the whole time to show that i also support fully aroace grace

edgebug

that's it that's the whole chart

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edgebug

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

edgebug

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

#sobs #oh how i love small creatures #favorites

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