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ꨄ︎ summary: You always assumed you were just the supportive Beta third wheel to Mei and Valko's inevitable Alpha power-couple romance. Turns out, you were wrong.
ꨄ︎ a/n: guys… i've fallen for the valko propaganda 😭 anyway, please note that his characterization in this fic is purely based on the 3 minute trailer that we got 🥹 also non mc x mc because wth, she's hot and the new fit is 🔥
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Being a Beta definitely had its perks.
You didn't have to deal with heats, ruts, or the overwhelming biological urges that governed the lives of Alphas and Omegas. The only downside was that you were practically scent-blind to pheromones, which meant you had to rely strictly on visual cues to realize that your two best friends were hopelessly, undeniably in love with each other.
Yes, that was the only explanation that made sense.
You were currently sprawled on a plush, impossibly expensive velvet sofa in the middle of Valko’s penthouse.
As the sole heir to Eoncore Tech, Valko’s college living situation was less "dorm room" and more "billionaire's high-rise playground," complete with floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking the city and experimental tech prototypes scattered across every surface.
"Okay, but listen, if we overclock the core processors on the new VR rig…whoa!"
Valko, who had been pacing excitedly while rambling about the latest tech he was working on, suddenly tripped over a tangled mess of fiber-optic cables. His arms flailed wildly, his glasses flying off his face as he plummeted toward the glass coffee table.
Before you could even flinch, Mei was there.
The female Alpha moved with terrifying speed, catching Valko by the back of his designer hoodie then hauling his tall, broad frame upright with one hand like he was a stray kitten.
"Careful, idiot," Mei grumbled. She didn't let go of his hoodie right away, eyes locking onto his flushed face.
"Ah... right. Thanks, Mei," Valko chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. He looked like a massive, clumsy golden retriever who had just bumped into a glass door. He beamed at her, and the raw, unspoken Alpha energy between them felt so thick and intimate that you felt guilty just for watching.
You sighed fondly, picking up your textbook.
It was beautiful, really.
Two incredibly powerful Alphas, one a grounded, protective force of nature, and the other a brilliant, obscenely wealthy, loveable dork. They were a perfect match. You were just lucky they let their token Beta friend hang out in their penthouse to use the ultra-fast Wi-Fi.
Mei finally let go of Valko and walked over to you. She silently placed a plate of perfectly sliced fruit on the table in front of you, a soft, almost imperceptible gentleness softening her features when she looked your way.
"Thanks, Mei," you smiled.
Valko immediately scrambled over, nearly tripping again, to drop a brand-new, unreleased Eoncore smart tablet into your lap.
"I had the engineering team install that specific reading app you like! The screen adjusts to your retinas so you don't get headaches while studying!"
"Valko, this is worth more than my car," you said, staring at the sleek device.
"It's just a prototype! Consider it... beta testing," he said, winking proudly at his own pun.
You looked between the two of them. They had flanked you again, standing on either side of the sofa, looking down at you with undivided attention. Even without being able to smell their pheromones, the territorial, possessive aura in the room was suffocating.
They were practically vibrating.
They must be getting ready to court each other, you thought. They’re so tense. I’m totally ruining the mood.
You closed your textbook and carefully placed the ridiculously expensive tablet on the table.
"You know what, guys? I think I'm gonna head out. I have a lot of reading to do, and I really want to give you two the apartment to yourselves tonight."
Both Alphas froze.
Valko blinked, his brain clearly struggling to process the statement.
"Give us the apartment?" Mei repeated, eyebrows furrowed. "Why?"
"Well, you know," you gestured between them with an encouraging smile. "You two have been circling each other for months. The whole ‘Alpha power couple’ thing is great, and I fully support it, but you don't have to keep pretending to hang out with me just to spend time together. You should just establish your pack already!"
Silence fell over the penthouse.
Both Alphas stared at you then, they slowly turned to stare at each other.
"You think..." Valko started, his voice dropping slightly "You think Mei and I want to mate... with each other?"
"Well, yeah! You're always paying for our dinners, and Mei is always physically guarding us in public. You're constantly scenting the furniture around, which I can't smell, by the way, but I'm not blind. I know how Alpha courtships work!"
"We're scenting you," Mei stated bluntly, pinching the bridge of her nose. "We scent everything you touch so no other Alphas come near you. I'm guarding you. Valko is buying things for you."
You paused, your brain short-circuiting.
"Me? But… but I'm a Beta."
"Yeah, a Beta that we are entirely obsessed with," Valko blurted out, his cheeks burning. He practically threw himself onto the sofa next to you, looking like a panicked billionaire puppy. "We don't want to mate with each other! I mean, Mei is great, but she terrifies me! We want you. We've thought of you as our mate since sophomore year!"
Your mouth fell open.
"Wait. Both of you? But..."
"Did you really think," Mei said softly, sitting on your other side and boxing you in perfectly between their warm, solid frames, "that the heir to Eoncore Tech and I spend every single day following you around just to get to each other?"
"I thought I was the supportive third wheel!" you defended, your face flushing hot.
"You're the entire vehicle," Valko groaned, dramatically resting his forehead on your shoulder. "Please tell me you don't actually want to leave. Because if you do, I'm going to have to panic-buy the building you live in just so I have an excuse to be your landlord, and the paperwork is a nightmare."
Mei reached out, gently but firmly taking your hand, her thumb brushing over your knuckles.
"Stay," she murmured, a quiet, possessive plea in her tone. "Study here with your pack."
ꨄ︎ a/n: i also don't remember if i ever wrote a purely fluff fic for other lis...
ꨄ︎ taglist: @seraphineash, @loreleis-world, @tinuvieloflemuria, @thehyperfixationgirly (if i missed someone who requested to be perma-tagged, please lmk and i'm sorry 😭)
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You were used to handling livestock. Mainly goats. Goats with horns. Goats with horns that you used a as a second halter when they didn't want to listen.
You didn't think twice when you grabbed Sylus's horns when he had been pouting on the floor.
He let out an undignified grunt and you realized the error of your ways. .
"Oh- I am so sorry I saw horn and I-" Sylus put a finger to your lips
"Don't apologize, I like it."
You wouldn't tell him how you replayed that later, over and over again when you had to deal with a particularly diva-like goat.
inspired by @omnitrash and their self-aware!DMC AU.
wc: 820
Self-aware LADS. They see you. All of you. They see you when you roll wishes for the umpteenth time. When you play a secret time or tender moment over and over again to sleep. You would always talk to them like they were real, like they weren’t just pixels on the other side of your iPad screen. You treated them like they were real. They were, but they couldn’t let you know that just yet, could they?
You loved going to Destiny Cafe, and you always had all the LI’s active so you’d get a surprise each time you logged in. What you didn’t know was that they had a rotation, so they wouldn’t fight amongst themselves. They, as well as MC, had agreed to share you. Oh, you didn’t think MC wasn’t self-aware? All the others are a little jealous of MC for getting to spend the most time with you, even.
When you started, you spent hours on the MC customization screen. You had deliberated making her look like another version of you, but in the end, you made her something of her own person. You smiled as you looked at your creation. She wasn’t like any of the MC’s you had seen others build; she was yours, your creation. Your work.
You didn’t notice how she made cute facial expressions for you to see your work, at well, work. She winked at the camera, and you ended up blushing profusely.
“Hot women and hot men are my kryptonite, how dare you MC >:(“ you had said playfully. What you didn’t know was that she replayed that line over and over in her head after you had turned off the game.
When you first got into a battle alongside Xavier, you cheered him on while you controlled MC. You mashed the buttons desperately, trying to deal as much damage as possible with the pistols you were given.
“Xavier, save me! Well, save MC! I’m totally fine out here!” You would say when the battle had finished. You had watched the following cutscene with a reverence they had only seen reserved for deities.
When Xavier had said the wanderers that were there were Luminivores, light eaters, you had panicked. “Wait, WAIT. WHAT MONSTER WOULD PIT LIGHT PRINCE XAVIER AGAINST LUMINIVORES >:(“
It had taken everything for MC and Xavier not to break character. MC could, for you looked out from her POV, but Xavier was stuck trying his best to put on a serious face.
Once the moment had passed and you were past the tutorial, you basically went crazy. In less than a week, you had finished the main story to get to Sylus and Caleb.
You had been giving Zayne head pats while you had been talking to yourself about it. “So either I’ve descended into madness, or I’m just determined, I like to think the latter.”
“You can take a break if you need.” Zayne had said. At the time, you had written it off as one of the many filler lines the game had to fill the space in between.
“I wanna see you take a break first, Doctor Zayne. Something something about you staying at the hospital until 12 at night. Poor MC fell asleep waiting for you.” You had a point.
You’d do so many boss battles so many times over, trying to get all of them to three stars. The trouble was that Xavier liked to be a hero.
“XAVIER MC WOULD HAVE LIVED. PLEASE STOP BEING A HERO. WE NEED TO PASS THIS LEVEL.” This was the 20th time you had failed this level, and you had already gotten the achievement for getting more than 10 losses. You just doubled it and gave it to the next person. The next person didn’t exist, though. It was only you. Or so you thought.
You had unlocked Sylus’s part of the story after skipping past a battle you couldn’t beat. Ahem Xavier. You had gone into Sylus’s part not knowing what to expect. You didn’t expect him to absolutely aura farm. Your words, not his.
“Aura farming son of a– MC, MC, MC! YOU NEED ME TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE? OR ARE YOU RIGHT WHERE YOU WANNA BE? WE DON’T KINK JUDGE WE JUST KINK QUESTION.”
That had made Sylus and MC stop their script for a second, processing what you had just said. You didn’t notice; you just saw a handsome man and couldn’t process anything else.
Once you had left that part of the story, and you had gone to sleep after that, Sylus and MC were both questioning and laughing at your choice of words.
They loved seeing you interact with all of them in the cafe. You always did everything with them before logging off for the night. You claimed it was for dailies, but you were truly infatuated with these characters. They weren’t complaining, though.
Just an idea I had that I couldn't get out of my head. Caleb is absent only because I haven't gotten to his part of the story yet :)
once again this series is inspired by the amazing @omnitrash and their self-aware!DMC series, so go check them out :)
wc: 542
a/n: slightly shorter than the last one, but I hope that y'all like it. this series is based off my own experiences with the game and is mostly my own reactions so enjoy :)
Today was long. Your mind had been on LaDS all day, though, so that was comforting.
“Ok, ok. Let’s get this show on the road.” You booted up your gaming phone, the one your weird-ass gaming ex had got you for your birthday a few years back. It was useful now because the space the game took up on your main phone was dreadful.
You watch the screen come to life, “Some long for longevity, before fading to dust.” You sang along as the beginning video played. Caleb looked right at you. You booped his nose the way you usually did when you booted up the game.
“Bruh, I wish they had a reaction for that. It’d be so adorable.” At that moment, the video changed for a second, Caleb seeming it have reacted to your touch. “Wait, he can do that? Omg omg omg” Caleb practically melted at your excitement.
You entered the game and found Xavier asleep at the table. “Oh my gosh, he’s asleep again. I’ll do my dailies quietly…” You did the auto pursuit on Heartbreaker and Goldie, and when you had to go to the Deepspace Trials and saw it was a Xavier-only day, you just went to the Open Trials and used the others. You didn’t want to wake poor Xavier from sleeping.
You didn’t know it, but he found it endearing that you didn’t want to wake him up from his nap, even though that was just a preprogrammed sprite, and he was wide awake, listening to you try to be as quiet as possible. Limiting your cursing to whispers was rarely something you were reduced to.
You went onto pulling the wishes. You got Caleb 5-Stars as per usual. You hadn’t even unlocked the man yet, and you already had 5 of his 5-star memories.
“Are you trying to tell me something?” Yes. Yes, he was. The video playing in the background didn’t respond, but it lingered for a second longer than usual. You thought it was your mind playing tricks on you after a long day, so you shook your head and went to the story.
After brute forcing your way through the last battles, with an overleveled Sylus that you definitely didn’t spend days grinding on, of the previous part, you finally got to Caleb’s part.
“Ok ok standard MC doing way more than she has to. Girl, you know you can actually take a break, right? You’re approaching Zayne's levels of workaholism.” Both Zayne and MC would laugh at that later. When you saw MC get caught by Caleb, you were panicking.
“Anakin, we do not have a planakin, we gotta start panikin–” Caleb and MC wished they could break the script and tell you right there that she was going to be ok, but they couldn’t. So they savored the moment when Caleb broke the tough guy act and was able to embrace MC.
“YES YES YES YES. YOU GUYS MELT MY HEART I SWEAR :(.” You wanted to put them both in a room and shake them like a rag doll. Standard loving your blorbos behavior. They wished they knew that you were their blorbo too. Even if you never could know it, they wished that you could know too.
>part 3
I will be writing with Rafayel in the next one with his current card event as of March 22. Trust me, the fishie will get some love <3
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you have always loved the game Love and Deepspace. What happens when the game doesn't just spit back the lines designed to make you feel all fuzzy inside?
sorry I kinda abandoned you guys for a bit. I forgot people actually read this. but thank you to @omnitrash for the self-aware idea! :)
wc: 1002
a/n: this is an apology for abandoning y'all for a bit. hope ygs enjoy :)
You went onto LaDS earlier than usual today. That night, you hadn’t gotten the best sleep, ending up tossing and turning and only sleeping for about 3 hours that night.
You did your dailies quickly, saying hi to the newly unlocked Caleb as you did them.
“Ok. I know your backstory, I swear to the gods above, people just don’t understand you, man.” You tapped on the screen, going for the head like you always did. He said one of his lines, and you continued to tap on Caleb’s head repeatedly.
Caleb found it quite endearing. You said it was a rite of passage. The only one you had been barely able to give headpats to was Sylus. That man had gone past the screen on your phone, hiding behind the camera.
“If you didn’t want head pats, just say that. You don’t have to hide, silly.” You say, opting for Sylus’s shoulder instead as you admired him (respectfully, of course. Of course of course.)
Sylus was amused by your antics, and the next time you saw him, you could have sworn he got a slight bit shorter. He was short enough for you to give him headpats now.
You chose relax time, then the palm option with Sylus. Your heart nearly stopped dead when he stopped your (MC’s) hand from drawing back and kissed it.
If you could explode, you would have right there. Sylus could see your face turn red, chuckling with that rich person laugh you had grown to love over the last few months of playing the game.
After doing the weekly tasks, staring at the Log In for 5 days task being ⅘ done, you went to relax.
As you were called away for a second, MC broke free. “You know you can’t all be with them for the workout.” She looks at all of them, shaking her head like a burnt-out mother looking at her kids.
“But you know we love seeing our cutie doing that. And choosing us to work out with.” Rafayel said, slouching back. Caleb shook his head, “You know it’s 10 at night, right? They shouldn’t be up.” Rafayel stood at his full height, almost daring Caleb to say it again.
“Course you wouldn’t know, being an insomniac.” The fish said. “And you wouldn’t know a healthy sleep schedule if it hit you in the face.” MC stepped between the two men.
“Our love bug can take care of themself, but I think it would be wise to remind them to sleep every once in a while.” MC qualifies her own statement with Caleb and Rafayel backing down from each other.
“I believe maybe I should tell them?” Zayne suggested. MC looked over at him, a look on her face. “You of all shouldn’t be the one to tell them.” Sylus was about to speak up. “You neither.” MC doesn’t even turn to speak to him, just holding up a finger.
“If anything, that job is relegated to Xavier.” Xavier looked up from where he had been zoned out, blinking a few times like “ had he heard that right?”
The group heard footsteps coming back, and they all scurried off to where they had been before. Sylus on screen, MC right behind the screen, giving him an overly enthusiastic thumbs up.
“Hey hey hey, I’m back. College is a bitch. I’m sure… actually, you wouldn’t know. MC would know, though. Wouldn’t you?” You heard no response from MC. Not that she could without breaking the game and freaking you out, that is. She never did.
“Oh the silent treatment, you wound me, MC.” You say with mock dramatics. You hear a rich laugh come from Sylus, but his animation wasn’t playing a laugh at all. Strange.
“Xavier Xavi Xav.” You mutter under your breath as you click to Xavier for the workout option. You hum a tune under your breath, too. They loved it when you sang.
You hit the 30-minute option, putting in earbuds and sliding your phone in your pants pocket, with zippers on the pocket of course. You couldn’t just lose your phone like that now could you?
Xavier set his character’s animation and audio to play for you, and he sat down.
“How they run 5 miles in 30 minutes without training never ceases to amaze me.” Xavier said, sitting down in the cafe. The others were lounging around. Zayne hums in agreement.
“They’re remarkably fast. Average mile time for their age range and biology shows they should be slightly slower, but they defy what’s expected of them.” The doctor smiles, fondness in his voice for you.
“It means our cutie is special.” Rafayel says like it’s obvious, the others are only just nodding in agreement.
After your run was over, you were in your place, hunched over the counter with a water in hand.
“Hey, remind me never to do that again.” You were breathing quite heavily. Astra have mercy. “Actually, forget to do that for a bit I need to get my stamina up again.”
You looked up from the counter, seeing Xavier looking far too good to be legal. You were staring. Your eyes dropped from his, lower, nope, you’re not a perv.
“Man college has made me lazy.” You say, distracting yourself from your train of thought. You could ogle them anytime you wanted as long as they could see you like that–.
You did your bed routine. Shower, face, and the ridiculous sleep headband you’d been gifted by your friend. You had no idea why she’d gifted it to you. You have never had to keep it out of your face before when sleeping. It was MC in a different font giving it to you, she liked it on you.
You set your phone down, looking at the LaDS widget on your phone. “Night you guys. I know you’ll be there tomorrow but like, I don’t know g’night.” You turned off your phone and prompt buried yourself in blankets.
You truly were precious.
oki oki so guys bad news. I had to delete lads because of the storage of the new banner ;-;
DO NOT FEAR. My friends still play, and I still will write! I recently got a job that I can use to save up for a tablet or something. (holy run-on sentence--).
I also got into college today! Here's to keeping up the grind! I will graduate from high school soon, so I'll be busy for a bit.
summary: you got hit by a strange wanderer on your last mission. luckily, you had no serious injuries so you shrug it off with a nap after work. when you wake up, something feels different in the air but you can't pinpoint what.... maybe checking your phone would help?
ps: lads roleswap AU! just a silly little thing! (ᵕ ´ᗜ`) i don't really know where to go with this it just wiggled its way in my brain and. yeah. hey you 🫵 do you wanna write a fic/smau of this au? please go ahead bc this is all i got LMAO
cw: use of gege, use of miss bodyguard and miss hunter, ignore how many times you say what in this you're very disoriented
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you have always loved the game Love and Deepspace. What happens when the game doesn't just spit back the lines designed to make you feel all fuzzy inside?
once again this series is inspired by the amazing @omnitrash and their self-aware!DMC series, so go check them out :)
wc: 542
a/n: slightly shorter than the last one, but I hope that y'all like it. this series is based off my own experiences with the game and is mostly my own reactions so enjoy :)
Today was long. Your mind had been on LaDS all day, though, so that was comforting.
“Ok, ok. Let’s get this show on the road.” You booted up your gaming phone, the one your weird-ass gaming ex had got you for your birthday a few years back. It was useful now because the space the game took up on your main phone was dreadful.
You watch the screen come to life, “Some long for longevity, before fading to dust.” You sang along as the beginning video played. Caleb looked right at you. You booped his nose the way you usually did when you booted up the game.
“Bruh, I wish they had a reaction for that. It’d be so adorable.” At that moment, the video changed for a second, Caleb seeming it have reacted to your touch. “Wait, he can do that? Omg omg omg” Caleb practically melted at your excitement.
You entered the game and found Xavier asleep at the table. “Oh my gosh, he’s asleep again. I’ll do my dailies quietly…” You did the auto pursuit on Heartbreaker and Goldie, and when you had to go to the Deepspace Trials and saw it was a Xavier-only day, you just went to the Open Trials and used the others. You didn’t want to wake poor Xavier from sleeping.
You didn’t know it, but he found it endearing that you didn’t want to wake him up from his nap, even though that was just a preprogrammed sprite, and he was wide awake, listening to you try to be as quiet as possible. Limiting your cursing to whispers was rarely something you were reduced to.
You went onto pulling the wishes. You got Caleb 5-Stars as per usual. You hadn’t even unlocked the man yet, and you already had 5 of his 5-star memories.
“Are you trying to tell me something?” Yes. Yes, he was. The video playing in the background didn’t respond, but it lingered for a second longer than usual. You thought it was your mind playing tricks on you after a long day, so you shook your head and went to the story.
After brute forcing your way through the last battles, with an overleveled Sylus that you definitely didn’t spend days grinding on, of the previous part, you finally got to Caleb’s part.
“Ok ok standard MC doing way more than she has to. Girl, you know you can actually take a break, right? You’re approaching Zayne's levels of workaholism.” Both Zayne and MC would laugh at that later. When you saw MC get caught by Caleb, you were panicking.
“Anakin, we do not have a planakin, we gotta start panikin–” Caleb and MC wished they could break the script and tell you right there that she was going to be ok, but they couldn’t. So they savored the moment when Caleb broke the tough guy act and was able to embrace MC.
“YES YES YES YES. YOU GUYS MELT MY HEART I SWEAR :(.” You wanted to put them both in a room and shake them like a rag doll. Standard loving your blorbos behavior. They wished they knew that you were their blorbo too. Even if you never could know it, they wished that you could know too.
>part 3
I will be writing with Rafayel in the next one with his current card event as of March 22. Trust me, the fishie will get some love <3
if I ever made an EPIC AU for LaDS I think I'd just indulge in my love for Odysseus!MC and Penelope!Xavier. I think that Xavier is like Spartan Royalty actually and he deserves to have his big strong MC come home to him.
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