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everythings a joke now and its all funny as fuck too but sometimes it makes me sick to my stomach

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everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

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fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

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I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

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I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

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Love, love, love reading more proof that everyone should encourage the children in their lives to write to elected officials--it teaches them about citizenship and can also be very funny.

When I taught second grade, one of the options for students who had finished their work was to write a letter to the president. I would send all of the letters in a big envelope at the end of every month.

Watching my students get more and more frustrated with him (and concerned about his wellbeing) was not the result I'd hoped for when I came up with the idea, but it was kind of hilarious.

See, Obama had a standard packet with information and activities about his dog he'd send in response to letters from very young citizens...and of course his office sent one back to our class every single time we sent mail.

So eventually all of the letters looked something like this:

Dear President Obama, I am writing about the environment. I am sad that the Great Barrier Reef is hurt. Also the Amazon Rainforest. Can you help? PLEASE DON'T WRITE BACK TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG AGAIN. WE ALREADY KNOW ALL ABOUT BO. WE COMPLETED THE MAZE AND COLORED HIM IN. It is good that you love your pet a lot. But try to remember the environment. It is also important.

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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Hieu Minh Nguyen, from “Heavy”

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when 1D said does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes they were so fucking right

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Does anyone know what to do

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everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

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wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

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whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

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month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

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yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

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many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

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