Walcen

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

punished by the council

fuck me that shit exploded

I was recently accused of achieving my girlish appearance by means of Transfiguration magic. The only appearances I've achieved through magic are the hideous visages of those whom have slighted me. Including the sod making the aforementioned accusation. Good luck finding romance with the face of an anglerfish, you insolent cur.

my greatest spell? well lets just say its not about how great the spell is, but about how you use it okay?

my great great great great great great grandfather told me about the great wizard war when i was a pup. Thats shit fucked. Why do you wizards keep going to war?

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.