CAN Richard FUNK

could i survive a danganronpa? NO. i would betray everyone and die in fifth trial.

Could i survive your turn to die? YES. no reason neede.  suck sou silly

could i survive squid game? NO. my bones are made of metal

could i survive a saw trap? YES. as long as it’s not rigged.

could i survive in breaking bad? YES. saul goodman

could i survive in Walking Dead? Tv NO. zombie bites me in a walgreens.

could i survivein house MD? YES. i have boob s so house spares my life in the final round.

could i survive Death Note? YES. i know how to act like a normal teenage boy. and i would fuck misa and never kill L so i would live .

could i survive Fruitsbaskets? NO. that damn rat.

could I survive batman? NO. batman drops a flare on me 1000 times and i die.

could i survive minecraft? YES. but they put me in plains biome

could i survive in nosferatu 1922? YES. i know about world war 1 and

could i survive hotline mimi? YES. my mask is an anteater and i eat the ants

could i survive TF2? YES. im friends with sniper.

could i survive pokemon? NO. i dont know the pokemon an dthey can sense this like horses.

could i survive FNAF? NO. me and rotting guy have fun nad i get eaten

could i survive AP US History exam? YES. i gotta 4.

could i survive Dark Souls? YES. you have unlimited life in there.

could i survive Kitchen Nightmares? NO. gordon ramsey bakes me into a dish because i made him licorice pizza.

could i survive Diary of a Wimpy KId? YES. i bravely fight gregg in 1v1 combat and i win, using the civil war tactics his father taught me.

but it breaks my heart when i have to share them from people in gaza, who are using their five minutes of internet connection, their 25% of battery charge collected from a macguyvered car battery, emotionally exhausted, thirsty and hungry, sleeping in schools that have turned into refugee shelters and still making the time to say "please, i am human too, i am still alive, please fight for me" in english to appeal to the only people who have the power to help

i shared a tweet from a jjk artist in gaza i follow about a bts photocard being found in the middle of the rubble. even the love of anime and kpop and sports is no longer just a hobby, but an appeal to humanity. what was once a source of joy is now proof of life.

the worst part is that you won't find this content in arabic. palestinians don't post like this in arabic. but when they translate themselves, they recognize that they must humanize themselves first. it's an unspoken understanding of dehumanization, one that has dictated a whole region's understanding of the value of human life. in arabic they speak with dignity, with anger, with sorrow. in english, they appeal for their existence.

WELCOME TO YAOI ELECTIONS PT.2 MEGA VERSION!

It's time to cast your votes once more, in this election season we have DOUBLED your options to show your support for. Thanks to our lovely team, Producer Jocelyn @sunbeings , and our Reporter Lief @gotinterest , we commence the start of a long polling event. CAST YOUR VOTES NOW! Voting for the 1st round will end at 6PM EST on Jan. 19!

Tight Rope vs Koisuru Boukun / 10 Dance vs Doukyuusei / Tian Guan Ci Fu vs Given / Love Stage! vs Hybrid Child / Finder Series vs Haru wo Daiteita / Loveless vs JesusxJudas / Ten Count vs Gravitation / Margels vs Sex Pistols

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Welcome to Round 2 of this Yaoi-ful election! Some polls were a tight race (R.I.P. to Semantic Error), but you all have decided who will see another day! CAST YOUR VOTES NOW! Voting for the 2nd Round will end at 3PM EST on Jan. 20!

Tight Rope vs Doukyuusei / Tian Guan Ci Fu vs Love Stage! / Finder Series vs JesusxJudas / Gravitation vs Margels

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Welcome to Round 3 AKA THE SEMIFINALS! of the Yaoi Election of 2023!

We move on with some heavy losses today, namely the loss of Mo Dao Zu Shi against apparent fan favorite No.6. I would appreciate a moment a silence as my beloved lavendar marriage was with Lan Wangji. Thank you for your time, and may you WALKWALK to the polls of ROUND 3! Voting for the 3rd Round will end at 4PM EST on Jan. 21!

Doukyuusei vs Tian Guan Ci Fu / JesusxJudas vs Margels

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Welcome to the REAL SEMIFINALS of this year's Yaoi Election! This voting session....was rough. With TWO competitors winning by just 3 VOTES! Now we move onto the 4th round of voting, where you all will not only decide who makes it into the finale, but who also has the potential to be played/live watched on this very blog! Voting for the 4th Round will end at 7PM EST on Jan. 22!

Tian Guan Ci Fu vs Margels

WELCOME THE MEGA YAOI ELECTION OF 2023 FINALE!

With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to Tian Guan Ci Fu, and last year's 2nd Place Winner, DRAMAtical Murder. The votes were close, but alas we make it to the final round of voting. A reminder that the winner of this year's election will be watched/read, in it's ENTIRETY by our Reporter Lief @gotinterest , our Producer Jocelyn @sunbeings , and myself, your president Aristotle @rosasappho . (and other invitees). Good luck in voting both teams, AND MAY THE BEST YAOI WIN! Voting for the 5th Round will end at 7PM EST on Jan. 24th!

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