We’re *all* breathtaking.

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

This is my most hated thing about DMing.

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

It’s an awesome idea tho

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

I’m getting @moodwich an engagement knife.

Otacon is actually the bravest character in all of metal gear because he told a man holding a loaded gun that he likes anime

and then they got married

Tight.

THIS IS MY GIRLLLL

i want a goth soulmate… a ghoulmate, if u will

I feel this.

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

I meeeeaaaaaaaaan

A fucking mantra.