FLORIDA JDPON NOW

art is when an anime character is drawn by a human being and put on an acrylic keychain. degradation of the human soul is when the anime character is created by a piece of software. when something other than an anime character is drawn . . . ? i don't know about that one. i don't know about that. seems like the kind of thing that could be art possibly but i'd need to know a little bit more of the political stances of everyone involved with the ordeal before i can make my decision.

at the tboy house going stanley steemer on that carpet like suckin crumbs out n shit but im tryna get him to like shift like reposition like redjust the whole arrangement so i can keep surreptitiously peeking over the fupa at the tee vee cuz i got weirdly and uncharacteristically engrossed in the critical role he put on before he put down the stickerbombed limescale bong and started sort of halfheartedly shaking that «thang» at me while making Davis Square Somerville Massachusetts type eyes at me from the other end of his grandma's old couch he got after college

(when the nurse pulls on the blue latex gloves) na'vi pandora… "i see you"

it doesn’t hurt the fairy to be used that way

mhm yup as a pepper shaker #FreshlyGroundBlackPepper

I’m going to run away and join a roving pack of stray dogs because nobody want me

I wish someone would make a video game about elves and wizards but it says some real as fuck stuff about class struggle

Do you think it's possible to make a video game about if people were racist to robots?

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

im serious guys im not minting any more currency tonight my inflation is really bad already *3 drinks in* hey i think i seriously love you guys. you know what? a shiny new gold coin for everyone in this applebee's tonight

Utterly #debased myself in a mans dms after a year of being very good friends* where I'm openly in love w him bc I assumed it was reciprocal and he just got a girlfriend