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lizardsister

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

bumblebeesnees

Panties hit the FLOOR

lizardsister

you know it sister

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hempkitty

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

gremlin-pattie

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

emesissy

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

2022dirt

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

sharkishblue

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

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cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

midasgutz

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

rickybabyboy

stop?

byjove

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

dragonessmiralis

The Addams

byjove

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

dragonessmiralis

I may in fact be stupid

dogpuppy

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ranni-thewitch

divert all power to the funk engine

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

end0parasite

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

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venndaai

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

venndaai

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

fluorescentbrains

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

muffinlance

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

neptunes-cunt

i love you consistent meals i love you steady blood sugar i love you little snacks i love you non-diet foods i love you full-fat yogurt i love you sugary drinks i love you intuitive eating i love you full stomach i love you breaking free from diet culture i love you body that just wants to keep me alive

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