WaffleCrab

Or as I've always liked to put it, "No matter how suspicious you might find the neighbor who never opens their blinds, they will never be as suspicious as the neighbor who wants free rein to peek in through people’s windows."

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

can’t use the internet without adblock because it’s so crowded that it’s unusable can’t read important breaking news without a subscription can’t get a streaming service without them eventually adding commercials can’t watch youtube videos without 30 ads can’t search up things on google without seeing a shit ton of sponsored results can’t answer unknown numbers because everything is a scam call can’t use essential app features without a 30 dollar subscription per month can’t watch a music video without product placement. is anyone else tired

there were dedicated forums and geocities and myspace profiles and endless mmorpgs that also had custom profiles and sites where you could make your own social network and glitter graphics and livejournal and chatzy and imvu and wizard 101 and toontown and vside and onverse and weeworld and free realms and the pirates of the caribbean game and club penguin and google was actually a search engine

I think sometimes cats don’t actually know what specifically they want – they’re just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling “I YEARN” on the off chance that you’ll be able to do something about it.

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

This 420 is a palindrome!!!! 4/20/2024

It is!

Tom Lehrer has a worthy successor

This is genuinely the most fun Ive ever had interacting with people on tumblr. Once staff takes the boops away can we all please continue to just like. Interact? Send asks and messages and comment and tag and PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU ALL

paws. touching paws. reaching out. booping me. booping you