Started this acc in highschool and now Im in college and stopped writing fics and have a ton of unanswered requests which I'm sorry about. Might deactivate but thanks to everyone who read and supported me ❤️
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Started this acc in highschool and now Im in college and stopped writing fics and have a ton of unanswered requests which I'm sorry about. Might deactivate but thanks to everyone who read and supported me ❤️

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he don't get it,,, the buble
the cat doesn't like to be buttered and the croissant won't purr

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old gods are waking
Pleistocene-Era Plant Revived from Siberian Permafrost
I need everyone to stop what they're doing and freak out with me.
THIS IS A PLANT GROWN FROM A 32,000 YEAR OLD SEED!!
Do you understand how unbelievably amazing this is?!
THEY FOUND THE SEED IN A FROZEN SQUIRREL
Thank you Squirrel for your ancient sacrifice.
i think it’s so funny that when someone deactivates tumblr puts the date they deactivated into their username like a fucking tombstone
imagine if you like bought a house and the realtor that sold you the house came by and did maintenance every couple months and it was a pretty good arrangement until one day they stopped doing maintenance and things started breaking them and you called them up and they were like 'surprise! we've decided what this house is really missing is a pool so we're going to build a whole new house for you that has a pool we are so excited about this pool' and you were like 'is this a deflection from your sexual harassment lawsuit you're involved in' and they were like 'the pool is going to be so cool!' and hung up and you didn't hear from them for years and then they called you up again and were like 'good news! we've built the new house, why don't you move in' and you were like 'oh, the one with the pool?' and they were like 'wellll yeah but we haven't actually installed the pool yet but when we do it's going to totally transform how you live in your house so you can see the value' and you were like 'i don't know i think i'll stay in this one' and they were like 'hmm yeah sorry actually you can't we're blowing the old house up with dynamite' and you were like 'what? why?' and they were like 'so that you're not split between your old house and the new one' and you were like 'um, fine' and you drove over to the new house and there was no pool or space for a pool and the realtor showed up to gave you the keys and you were like 'this house looks identical to the old one, i don't really understand why you did this' and they were like 'aha! you see, the old house had six rooms, this one has five!' and you were like 'that sounds worse, though' and they were like 'no you see with only five rooms it will be much easier to do maintenance on the house' and you were like 'but you haven't done that for months' and they were like 'yeah that was the old house which we've just blown up with explosives this is the new house' and you were like 'so how's that sexual harassment lawsuit going' and they leaped acrobnatically into their car like a trapeze artist and zoomed away and you went into the house and saw a coin slot on the bathroom door and called them and you could hear the background noise of a courtroom and they said 'yeah so you have to pay five dollars every time you use the bathroom now, it's our new monetization plan' and you were like 'well this is bullshit i feel like this house is just straight up worse' and they were like 'noo listen the pool is going to be so cool it's going to be so good we promise there'll be a diving board and a tiki bar and those water jets that give young people sexual awakenings' and you were like 'well okay' and they were like 'we've been building this pool for four years trust us it's going to be good' and then you didn't hear from them for a long long time except occasionally when they showed up to do maintenance and if you asked about the pool they just winked meaningfully and asked if you wanted to pay a $15/month fee for a bathroom pass giving you unlimited flushes and toilet paper. and this went on for a year until one day you got a voicemail 'dear resident. we're not going to build the pool lol' and you called them back like 'well what the fuck did you demolish my old house for' and they were like 'we actually gave up on the whole pool like two years ago but we did a whole announcement and it would have felt sooo awkward to walk it back' and you were like 'what the fuck have i been paying five dollars to use the toilet for over these last two years!' and they were like 'listen buddy if you don't like it you can buy the bathroom pass' and then they hung up on you . anyway that's what happened with overwatch 2
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Ok so my world geo teacher is pretty much done with us. These are a few things he’s said and done:
“Highschoolers are the reason I can’t have nice things.”
“I can’t believe one of you filled out a speed score test with A HIGHLIGHTER!”
He put a sign on his cabinet saying: STOP LEAVING TRASH IN HERE YOU ANIMALS.
He put another sign on the AC saying: Don’t touch this. YES THAT MEANS YOU.
One kid raised his hand while holding a half eaten apple. Our teacher’s response was, “ Are you raising your hand or just proud you ate an apple?”
One of my friends wrote a backstory on a map project based off of the Purge. My teacher wrote on her assignment, “Thanks for the nightmares!”
This is only some of the shit that’s happened so far, and this class has me wheezing.
If this ever gets Tumblr famous I’ll show this to my geography teacher
WE HAVE THE SAME GEO CLASS SO HERES SOME MORE:
“Do you know whats worse than 10 babies in a dumpster? 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.”
“China is the pimp of the manufacturing world. Why would you give the pimp nuclear weapons?!”
“Did you know you can fit 42 humans in an ash tray. There was a study and everything.”
“Ay (teacher), do ya got a spoon?!" “For the last time im nOT A CAFETERIA”
“Today is the day i kill myself” - that was the teacher btw
“Hey (teacher) how long do you think it takes to go through a pair of skate shoes?”
“The final feeds off my rage. I can make it 200 questions. With an essay.”
“STOP TECH DECKING IN MY CLASS”
“*beep*beeeeep*”
“Language, precious angels. Its like watching a small chiuaiha. You dont have rights.”
“I cant say that i haVE A BIBLE IN MY HANDS-”
“Hey (soccer player)!im the coach! The more you talk the more you run!" "oh fu-”
“The world is A CYLINDER-" "ITS A FUCKING TRIANGLE-" "THEN WHERES AUSTRAILIA???" "Its like Oklaholma. It doesnt exist." "Oh.”
“How many of you want to travel to a nuclear wasteland?" "Its like Fallout!" "No, well- I mean-. Ok sure.”
“What can radiation do to you?" "It can make your dick fall off.”
“You did not- YOU DID NOT just swallow plastic”
“Come on. No more plastic for you.”
(im claiming the purge thing btw. it was my favorite assignment. ill also admit that most his stress is cased by me and my friends.i miss him, even though i know hes glad he doesnt have to deal with me cuz of quarantine.)
Ok so my world geo teacher is pretty much done with us. These are a few things he's said and done:
"Highschoolers are the reason I can't have nice things."
"I can't believe one of you filled out a speed score test with A HIGHLIGHTER!"
He put a sign on his cabinet saying: STOP LEAVING TRASH IN HERE YOU ANIMALS.
He put another sign on the AC saying: Don't touch this. YES THAT MEANS YOU.
One kid raised his hand while holding a half eaten apple. Our teacher's response was, " Are you raising your hand or just proud you ate an apple?"
One of my friends wrote a backstory on a map project based off of the Purge. My teacher wrote on her assignment, "Thanks for the nightmares!"
This is only some of the shit that's happened so far, and this class has me wheezing.
More teacher quotes from this dude:
"RA-RA-RASPUTIN"
I was apologizing to him when I was turning in a worksheet because it had a coffee stain on it and he said "Don't worry it looks professional!"
"I like teaching, not babysitting"
I've started repeating this to myself: he always tells us "YOU ARE AMAZING, AND CAPABLE, AND EVERYONE LOVES YOUR SNAP STORIES"
One of our test answer multiple choice options was : "Sorry I was too busy texting on my phone to take notes. That's the tea!"
He's short so he told us "Everytime I see a tall person I want to kick them in the back of their legs so they can fall down. It's like a natural instinct"
When someone was playing their music in their airpods too loud he told us "One of you guys should become a hearing doctor. Half of your generation is going to be deaf by their 40s"
"Like I tell all my freshman, this is highschool, NOT JAIL. You don't have to fight someone to make a name for yourself."
"I can't wait till some of you get into AP History and wake up"
"FU-FU-Funky Monkey"
When more stuff happens I'll update this. Honestly this dude is my favorite teacher
it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.
The class of 2040 is alive…
Dear God, lock the lab doors!
fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely
The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this
The moon is also absolutely gargantuan by moon standards. It isn't the largest moon in the solar system, but it is BY FAR the largest in comparison with its planet. Ganymede is the largest satellite of Jupiter and the largest moon in the solar system. Its diameter is only about 3.8% of Jupiter's. Titan's radius is 4.4% of Saturn's. Callisto and Io are the next largest in the neighborhood, with 3.4% and 2.6% the diameter of Jupiter respectively.
Our moon is number 5. It is smaller in direct comparison to the above moons. The diameter of the moon is 3475 km. That is a full 27% of the diameter of the Earth. More than a quarter. That's ridiculous. It's unheard of. The universe is large enough that the word unique probably doesn't mean a lot, but this might be about as close as you get.
This has had a huge impact on our planet. Other things aliens might not have are significant tides. One of Mars's dumpy little potatoes wouldn't be able to move oceans the way our moon does.
Our moon has also stabilized our axis to a massive degree. Without her up there our axis would wobble all over the place and our climate would be far more chaotic. Aliens might not be quite so lucky.
I guess what I am really trying to say is that the moon is extremely cool. I like the moon.
Just want to add that the reason we have such a large moon is because a whole planet crashed into proto-Earth. Theia (the planet) and Earth got so superheated by this collision that their component cores fused and the impact jettisoned a lot of material into space. That massive amount of jettisoned material became our moon. So Earth and the moon have very similar composition. This does not seem to be a common method of lunar formation.

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This is art
If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?
He sees all.