Hello

today i realized that dtf means down to fuck and not daughter to father (i.e. a transition). i spent all this time waiting for the daughter (hws russia) to become a father for what. for nothing but debauchery.

one of my favorite svsss system theories is that the system exists outside transmigration as a supervisor to the story and has to prevent the qijiu reconciliation. because i can't imagine a scenario in which a successful qijiu reconciliation occurs and luo binghe's mistreatment doesn't let up, and that's no good because the protagonist has to have a shitty childhood.

i love qijiu fixit fics in which sqh the transmigrator exists in the background of the qijiu because i have not actually found a single one that fully negates the possibility of shen yuan still transmigrating into sqq's body. the transmigration is already one of the most tragically sadistic actions taken by the system but this scenario makes it so much better/worse because it occurs after the qijiu happy ending.

aph france's female human name should be francesca and it's a goddamn shame that it's not

caname 13th option is the relationship between a man and his self insert.

caname 14th option the relationship between a very persistent cat and a man who's just trying to take a piss. caname 16th option is the relationship between a man and a dog who for some ungodly reason refuses to just fucking pee already (it's 3 am and like 1 degree outside).

ruscaname is just one long game night in which everyone is playing different games on the same twister mat and wondering why they're failing. like russia is always playing dollhouse risk, both in ruscaname and everywhere else. russian expansionism? dollhouse risk. soviet expansion? dollhouse risk the commie sequel. except he thinks he's playing go fish. and america thinks he is constantly playing hide and seek and he is always hiding and the seeker is wielding an axe, but actually he is the seeker and he has the axe and all the hiders are looking at him crouching in a bush and waving the weapon around screaming about how it should be his turn to be the seeker now. canada thinks he's playing a simple game of chutes and ladders but in reality he is playing one of those mobile kink games for couples while both the angel and the devil on his shoulders tell him to leave the other two to die in a car on the next hot day.

btw when i say caname i don't mean romantic or platonic or fraternal or sororal or incestuous but instead a secret twenty-seventh option

caname that is a study on running away from home. and how america does it because he likes being able to return but canada's doing it because he wants to never see his house ever again. two very different flavors of blank disassociation stares. i'm going to run away and die (translation: let me back in and coddle me) vs. i'm going to run away and die (translation: it will take me four business days to become roadkill). maybe a few lake metaphors as a cherry on top for the water body enjoyers. am i achieving coherency