life at 446.000 megacycles

[Eurobeat intensifies]

it me

i don’t need to say it

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

tumblr is the only platform that makes me feel like a real artist. no member of my family will ever know me here

the answer is all social media is for marketing except for tumblr

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]