i’ve seen the future, brother it is murder

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

something either is or isnt happening to me

the monkees are so stupid and great as a concept because they dont sound real. yeah they werent supposed to exist for real but they went rogue and killed their producers or something. the guitarist is a bassist and the bassist is a guitarist and the drummer is the only guy who couldn't play the drums. the government wants them dead and they went from starring in a silly kids sitcom to producing their own psychological surrealist horror movie that features just a real guy dying for real, in the span of like. a year. orgy mansion and secret fbi files. can someone put them out of their misery

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

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