a vulcan never lies

whoop whoop my name’s Noonien Soong, I’m a cyberneticist but my lab is full of dinosaurs, I named my android sons “Facts” and “Heresay” and “Before I Fucking Learned How To Build An Android”, my wife died so I rebuilt her as a robot and then she dumped me, I made sure my robot sons who look exactly like me but weirder were really good at fucking before I sorted out their emotional disorders and this isn’t creepy, my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad

“ my planet got destroyed by a giant piece of mixed greens salad “ wait what

Oh no

I AM. TROUBLED.

a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself

Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!

TNG au where Riker has Guy Fieri's hair and beard combo

We’re gonna shove flavortown straight down their throats!

My favourite things about the “are you prepared for the kind of death you’ve earned, little man?” meme are that a. it’s not an “incorrect quotes” gag - that’s actually what Brent Spiner is saying in that shot; and b. he’s talking to Wil Wheaton.

I don’t remember this, so please, tell me where I can learn more.

The Next Generation, season one, episode thirteen.

Looking back on the early episodes, it’s striking how much of the humour relies on finding excuses for Brent Spiner to say something wildly incongruous with a perfectly straight face. I know it’s weird to praise an actor for lack of affect, but Spiner’s impenetrable poker face carries whole scenes.

obviously it’s completely tragic that sam kirk died and jim was too late to save him but i snorted so hard when they rolled him over and it was just william shatner wearing a fake moustache

Their budget was $12 and a single bag of instant coffee, bless them