served cold

Few and far between are my Red Dwarf dreams. Still I managed to unlock a new tier. This one had Kochanski in it. The second one. No, it wasn't that kind of dream. We were trying to pull the dashboard of a 1998 Ford Taurus through the receiver of a land line phone. It was difficult, but we got it though.

I need a pager for my microwave

If you're planning on buying a hundred inflatable kiddie pools to fill your back yard with this spring, now's the time. Clearance summer stuff is like 90% off. Don't want your park to be all water? Gotta fill some of those bad boys with sand. Throw some slip n slides between inflatable pools so that you can slide into the soft sides. Fill some with foam. Fill some with booze, throw a pool party.