Nothing Really

NEWTON!!!!!!!

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

This was a video that the Barbie Liberation Organization sent out to media. It was featured prominently in some special or documentary that I watched as a kid and is burned into my brain along with this Simpsons episode.

when elizabeth bennet said: “i am determined that only the deepest love will induce me into matrimony. so, i shall end an old maid.” same.

sure, fine, your characters kissed, whatever. have they rested their foreheads together yet