listen. FUcking. I get shit on ALL THE TIME FOR THIS. I REALLY FUCKING LIKE CALIFORNIA ROLLS, SO WHEN QUIZZES ASK WHAT MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS I PICK SUSHI. I KNOW CALIFORNIA ROLLS AREn't '''''''REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLL'''''''''''''''''''' SUSHI, BUT IM NOT PRETENNNNNNNNNNNNDING THAT I'M FUCKKING SHOVING UP SAMISHA RAW ASS ALMON 24/7 WITH KALIMARI, IM NOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYING I AM A MASTER I HAVE A DOCTORATE IN MOTHER FUCKING JAPANEESE FOOD. IM SAYING THE CALIFORNIA ROLLS ARE VERY TASTY ON MY EASY TO UPSET STOMACH!!! THESE FUCKERS WANT ME TO SHIT MY PANTS IN PUBLIC IN THE FUUUUCCKING ALL YOU CAN EAT SUSHI BUFFET FOR 80 BUCKS PER PERSON BECAUSE I HAVE TO PICK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLL SUSHI. FYCK THAT.











