❝Llamas with Hats❞ Sentence Meme
“There’s a dead human in our house.”
“[name], what did you do?”
“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”
“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”
“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”
“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”
“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”
“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”
“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”
“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “
“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”
“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”
“What is wrong with you, [name]?”
“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”
“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”
“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”
“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”
“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”
“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”
“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”
“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”
“I will not apologize for art.”
“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”
“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”
“You are just terrible today!”
“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”
“That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”
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