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everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

bitches get out of kpop and start reblogging ugly tv men. girl what about jaehyun

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

if tumblr university was real id be doing some Whiplash type of shit to a bunch of 19yo bloggers

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.