Moth

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

unironically i feel like "suicide is always an option but it's not a good solution so before you try that try moving to china and become a rice farmer" is better advice than "call a hotline." in the abstract not necessarily rice farming specifically, i mean. Like yeah you can kill yourself if you want but there's also other solutions that might work. like making a radical life change that may or may not be good but will definitely change the situation somewhat. like quitting your job moving to china and becoming a rice farmer

Literally no reason for a guy to be over 5'7". That's just wasteful use of biomass. You had enough material to make four dudes and instead you made three. That thing is blocking an entire isle in the grocery store.

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

Unexpected rift among security specialists on this one as 50% of respondents say “Yeah I know exactly what you mean” and the other half drop in just to say “no OP is just a freak”

kinda nervous about something. don’t know what it is yet