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@voxpopulinyc

why does people info-dumping turn me into a love-stricken dumbass. like. i'll be listening to a girl yapping about what's on her mind or her interests or whatever else, and suddenly I have a painful urge to make out with her under the moonlight. what's up with that

craving movie nights with her.... resting my head on her shoulder and snuggling up to her, her arm around my waist, as we enjoy our snacks while talking and laughing about the movie together until we fall asleep in each other's embrace

@screwlowes

Amazing comic!!! @voxpopulinyc once you know more about the avengers, you should absolutely read this one!!!!

Will do!!!

do not like that whenever I get into a new piece of media my gf is immediately like okay so the character you like is bisexual trans and has adhd I’m assuming? and I really don’t appreciate the fact that she’s always fucking right. evil. the mortifying ordeal of being known

Terrified for this to happen to me 😅😭 I haven't found a new media yet, but....

wait, you're telling me some "boys" didn't grow up feeling like a lesbian trapped in the wrong body? i thought that was normal!

Damn I feel so called out by “leave that he/they over there” — My friend Amelia basically said that to me once I started questioning my gender and she became my “trans older sister/mentor”

@screwlowes

@screwlowes I can’t wait until you get back so we can watch Supergirl together…and also Leverage ;)

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.