i am not a number scientist

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

who wants to chain their collar to mine and fight for dominance in front of a crowd

Girl with intense feelings that are difficult for her to control: so when can I see you again

Girl with intense feelings that are difficult for her to control: so when can I see you again

Girl with intense feelings that are difficult for her to control: so when can I see you again

anyway let's all get stoned together and ask each other super invasive and inappropriate questions

It’s okay, it’s fine. I respect your choice. I’m gonna go home now, at least the plushie I associate with you will consent.

I’m still holding out hope that we can get a threesome between you, me and the plushie I associate with you someday

I feel like some people are very protective of saying "I love you", treating it like some magical words, I've even read people say they consider it a red flag if someone says it before ~6 months of dating which is insane to me. How can you kiss someone regularly without wanting to tell them you love them? "I love you" isn't a promise that I will love you forever, but I love you today and I think that's what matters.

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial