Everyone Likes Italian!

i see y’all shitting on kakashi for reading porn in public like you haven’t been doing the same with smut since 2011

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

trying to find a new piece of media to consume like, it has to be new, it has to be familiar, if it stresses me out even a little i will die, i want there to be a specific kind of conflict but i don’t know what kind, i want to be utterly engrossed, i want to watch it in the background, i can’t concentrate, i am hyperfixated, i want to be challenged, i want to be comforted, i want to be disturbed but in a comforting way, maybe i’ll just watch the first three seasons of great british bakeoff again

Yes. Yes. Yes. This. This.

SIL = Sister in Law MIL = Mother in Law FIL = Father in law BIL = Brother in Law

Holy fucking shit. This is beautiful. I hate to be that guy but like as a Chinese person who has lived with people being racist about the trad food I eat my whole life.... GOOD FOR HIM.

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

This is the master interpretation

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.