Tea an' Coffee an' Stuff

mutuals i am breaking my cookie in half and insisting that u have the other half

tbh, sometimes the “platonic explanation for this” is the more interesting one

#'it's actually weirder that you don't want to fuck each other' is my default favorite relationship dynamic. via @crimeronan

Only a fool is sure of anything. A wise man keeps on guessing.

I believe parents of unvaccinated children who die from measles should be paraded through American towns so people can throw rotten tomatoes at them. It may be medieval of me but then, so is letting your children die because you believe autism demons live in syringes.

if ever anything I wrote were to ever go viral, let it be this. Let everyone talk about the Trump Slump. I want to hear this term in the news.

[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post