Well it's not a handshake

manipulate your genitals

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

obviously it's not like "surprising" or anything if you have even a remote understanding of kayfabe consent kink headspace etc. etc. but it does still tickle me every time a capital s Sadist Girl is also a habitual good natured sweetheart. woman who said she wanted to beat you until you stop moving has sent you two pictures of the field mouse she rescued and is now putting through college

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

There are some fetishes that don't even like get my engine going I just love them because they r so charming. Like rubber fetishists I love to see them frolic in their getups it looks like they r having so much fun I'm like awwww the gas mask so cute awww fun sexy

imgonna passout hngnhn

DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE

@funnier-when-objectum

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

Computer, jack this guy off from behind

I went to fuck u

even masturbation is dull now like omg whatever i GUESS i’ll do this…there’s not much else to do

dry humping implies the existence of wet humping

Sex?

it’s just impossible

the concept of penises is SO fucking funny. like you got an extra lil stick between your legs with some ugly-ass golfballs attached to the bottom. you can use this stick to pee. but also if you hug or kiss the pee-stick enough it will get a lil stiff and then provide a special white pee that, if pissed into the exact right space, can create a new human life. like @\god what was the thought process behind this