Sogging and Sliming!!

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

bites you. fuckign bites you. bites you so har,d. SO hard. bites you so fucking hard (1 damage).

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

fundamentals will win you the championship. schmovement will win you the world

They should invent a cry for help that has zero negative effects on anybody and also that makes everyone treat you like a little animal in a cardboard box. But everyone’s cool with it because you’re a cute little animal and not an adult human that needs to get their shit together to stay alive

true power comes to those who wear the pencil skirt without tucking

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

@animals-with-fan-art

@boinklydoinklysploinkly

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence