Favourite Colour(s): Neon Beige; Electric Red; A Nice Lilac
Favourite Animal(s): Loud Working-Class Seagulls; 3-Legged Dogs; the Noble Anteater
Occupation(s): Tulpamancer; Wisdom-King; Second-Hand Furniture Salesman
Cultural Influence(s): Women named Lucille; Hagakure; Big Trouble in Little China
Motto(s): βIf you canβt get out of it, get into it!β; βThis is genuinely fucking shit.β
Aesthetic(s): Whimsical Mysticism; Hope-Punk; Classic Kung-Fu Movies
Fatal Flaw(s): IBS

















