my powers grow stronger in the month of june

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars

Self care is drizzling half a gallon of honey down your throat and spontaneously transporting yourself to the Seelie Court where you proceed to dance in a mushroom circle for the next 300 years

that’s called diabetic ketoacidosis and you’re probably in a coma

red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it

what is it about boobs that makes them so fucking excellent 

the person theyre attached to

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

Y’all need girlfriends

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

Kung

Pow

Penis

anybody in this thread smoke weed

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

Some of y’all think you can be rude asf all the time bc you’re “just joking” but you’re seriously wearing people down.

i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off