Sarah.

my standards are impeccably high. and hugh dancy playing a misogynistic asshole alcoholic cop dilf meets all of them.

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

Fucked Up But True: If You Don't Do Anything With Your Day, The Day Will Keep Going On Without You

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

"the world isn't kind" we are the world. lets make it kind.

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

huh. guys i feel a little funny