Voltaic Spines

does anyone else ever click on an obvious rickroll because youre like yknow what yeah i do wanna listen to never gonna give you up by rick astley right now

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

shoutt out to all the catboys in the catboy labs all alone in their containers because the scientists have lost funding to take care of them during this pandemic. you are all so strong

Idk who needs to hear this but some characters just hate eachother. No hidden love. Yeah sometimes people just do not like eachother.

That carrot sounds really good

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

smooth carrot for your soul

@brattylikestoeat

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

this is not a prompt this is a sound explanation