and you're the puppeteer

Watch: Anti-racism activist Tim Wise traces the historical context of Donald Trump’s use of race

since nobody has a supermajority in either the house or the senate, and establishment republicans REALLY don’t like trump, there’s going to be 4 more years of absolute gridlock in D.C. and, god willing, nothing’s going to get done, including all the ridiculous bullshit trump’s said he’s going to do, because congress will stonewall him at every turn

I was having a beautiful bonding moment with the enemy McCree in Skirmish, but the enemy Genji has to ruin everything. Luckily the last thing I saw before deathcam was the enemy McCree shooting angrily at the enemy Genji

THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

opened pokemon go for the first time and there was a fucking squirtle straight up in my goddamn toilet i’m so done

Cole: I need to get laid. To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend.

When you’re late for a cabinet meeting but you can’t find the next checkpoint.

The other reason is “nobody talks like this, nobody writes like this, it has to be someone making a joke” but the thing is, I was a moderator on a fanfic site when My Immortal dropped, and yes, they really really did talk like that. There is not a single line in My Immortal that would’ve been out of place in 2006.

Hawke: We should go out, to celebrate! I mean, I got a job today. I got a house. I met you. Varric: I envy you. I’ve never been able to meet me.