We Don't Exist

We are shadows in the night. We are hidden in plain sight. We face the traitors and the monsters so you don't have to.

Depends on who you ask, of course, but red's a popular color, as well as black (which is totally a color, Alexei, nobody cares it's technically a hue!). Some of us also like green, and one is telling me to put down "the blue-green color of beetle's wings".

Apart from that, the trap door spider has its merits (gets to stay home and still never gets bored, easily defendable living quarters), as do mosquitoes (small enough to go unnoticed, yet still deadly under the right circumstances) and flies (also usually unnoticed, but very quick and dangerous in swarms). Although, of course, it would depend on who you ask.

And that's the thing--ideally, there wouldn't be a need for Volstrucker at all and the program could be shuttered. But, Exandria is far from perfect. In order to protect the Dwendalian Empire, there needs to be soldiers to do that work. It's not glamorous, but it is necessary.

Occasionally there may be times when Archmage Becke or Annex Grieve are here to answer questions directly, but for the most part this account will be run by a variety of social media interns and/or older recruits.