woof!

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

Oh my goodness, that's a lot of opinions.

[Video description: small orange cat tells you things, perhaps about the dryer ball he has captured. He is very handsome. Sometimes he talks to the camera, and other times he is more focused on the dryer ball.]

This is Cala, a female orange tabby who became viral with the video "I go Meow". Unfortunately, she passed away last year of old age but her owner is still active on socials if you want to support her!

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

when i was

a young boy

my father

ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON.  HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING.  HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES.  HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT.  HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED.  I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE

to see a marching band