I will face God and walk backwards into hell.

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

Selfie game so strong time itself can’t contain it

THE LES MIS FANDOM TAKES WHAT WE CAN GET. HELL YES WE WILL CUT UP ONE FOUR WORD LINE INTO TWO GIFS. WE AR E T H A T  D E S P E R A T E

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

im real sorry everyone but canonically, stuart little is not adopted. a human woman gives birth to stuart little. isnt that interesting

why did you do this

also interesting is that he seems to be a human baby that just looks like a mouse. the first chapter points out that “everybody noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse,” in fact that “the baby looked very much like a mouse in every way.” he has “a mouse’s sharp nose, a mouse’s tail, a mouse’s whiskers, and the pleasant, shy manner of a mouse.” only it never says he is actually a mouse. he just looks like a mouse. but he “[acts] like one, too– wearing a gray hat and carrying a small cane.” that’s how mice act, as you know

MURDER CATS

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

i always think it’s super obvious that i’m gay but i also forget how oblivious a lot of straight people are to even overt gayness

October is Octover