the hardest thing in this world is to live in it.

you'd think Henry Wu would know better about making dinosaurs by now and yet he keeps working with different people and trying to make dinosaurs for them. how many lab evacuations does it take henry? how many?

WE GOT A

NUMEBR ONE VICTORY ROYAL

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man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

hate when people are like “haha careless whisper is the stupid meme song” like shut up he’s literally NEVER gonna dance again. and you dont even care.

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok 

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015