What's it like being normal?

What a bunch of stuck up pricks

For real though. 😒😒😒

Sheldon in his own way saying he wants to be a good dad.

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

Dude, Budweiser is not a “pretty unlikely source” for a drunk driving PSA. Major alcohol companies are EXACTLY who I expect to make drunk driving PSAs. It’s kind of a thing they do all the time.

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

this is how fifty shades should have gone down

reblogging for that last comment

i cannot believe people have followed me for years 

#god bless your souls #i’ve been through a lot of weird intense obsessions