I am what I am not, yet

Whenever it seems like “everybody is getting offended” over something stupid, they’re almost certainly not. The media just blows the whole thing out of proportion. For example, almost nobody gave a fuck about Baby it’s Cold Outside but the media capitalized on the five people who did.

Pure bliss is the few seconds when you have a cold and are lying down on your side, and the movement inside your clogged sinuses lets you breathe with both nostrils

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hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?