My cavern of interests

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.