chloe

Eat the pillow like it’s your significant other’s foot (real or imaginary)

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

I have some doubts but

Why not, I’m going to see if this is real.

It’s going to be very hard.

Please follow my gay a** I have like 7

why are people still talking about voltron? y’all ever seen ratatouille

the real star of voltron is cosmo reblog if he needs a belly rub

@officialgarrisonjames Look at me now, b i t c h

You still got that mullet?

You still a fuckboy?

You still can’t follow orders?

You still can’t save the universe?

Still useless? Oh wait that’s me lol

Hey at least you don’t look like a Ken Doll knockoff

That’s true

guys my mom just told me when she was in college she worked in malibu and one day when she was closing a man came in and she goes “sorry sir, we’re closed” and then realized IT WAS ROBERT DOWNEY JR and they spent an hour together talking in the store just the two of them. she said he was the sweetest guy and gave her a huge tip. ok mom, thanks for living my dream.

My parents always brag to other people about how much I love to read and how they are proud that I have a wonderful hobby but what they don’t know is that 99.9% of the time I’m reading gay ass fan fiction with hella smut