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unconsentually exposing the public to impact play kink by getting into a fistfight in the 7/11 parking lot

my jonas brother in christ

reblog if you’re a lesbian, support lesbians, or think ted bundy is ugly

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

*bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to sip water* *bends over seductively to si

I feel like a beanie baby that's been left on a shelf and the force of gravity has slowly caused me to fall over and no one has noticed

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

Hello?

me and the girls reminiscing about our youth in 2065

airplane girls make do