I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

*makes a typo* what does it matter. ti doesnt mattre. i dont caera nymore

When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.

gentle persuasion

isnt the blonde dude like humping the guy from behind

This is 100% accurate

titmau5 we still gotta join the sentai fandom…

shaymew

So bear. Much roar. Wow.

Also! The Arctic Circle is named for the bears, not the other way ‘round. It’s the Circle With Bears In, and the Antarctic is the Circle (and continent) Away From Bears.

I think we should all start referring to things by their proximity to bears.

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

the stages of your friends not responding to any of your messages